Mean Tees 
T-shirts with an Attitude!
Mean Tees
Made with high quality cotton white tees.
Mean Tees t-shirts are available in sizes small through Xlarge.
Most designs are also available on tank
tops.
Some designs are available on 100% cotton boxers too!
| TREAT ME RIGHT | "Treat Me Right" Item# V008 ~ US$: 13.95  |
| I'd kick your ass, but I'm afraid I'd hurt the gerbil! |
"I'd kick your ass, but I'm afraid I'd hurt the gerbil!" Item# T001 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| AA IS FOR QUITTERS |
"AA
IS FOR QUITTERS" Item# C002 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| If
you can read this, thank a teacher-and, since it's in English, thank a
soldier!
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"If
you can read this" Item# V005 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| It
Aint The Jeans That Make Your Ass Look Fat!
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"It
aint the jeans that make your ass look fat!" Item# A006 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. | "No
matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap." Item# N008 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| New Item Coming Soon | "New
Item Coming Soon" Item# A001 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| Fight Crime: Shoot Back! |
"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"
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"Procrastination
is like masturbation, it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the
end, you're only fucking yourself" Item# D002 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| If you don't believe in oral sex, then keep your mouth shut! | "If you don't believe in oral sex, then keep your mouth shut!" Item# V002 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| I
F#CK ON THE
FIRST DATE! |
"I
F#CK ON THE FIRST DATE" (actual item is not censored) Item# T002 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| Beauty is only a light switch away. | "Beauty
is only a light switch away" Item# A009 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"This
is your
ass.
This is your ass in jail." Item# A010 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Tastes
Like Chicken" (Boxer Briefs) Item# A011 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| Who lit the fuse in your tampon? |
"Who lit the fuse in your tampon?" Item# V003 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. | "Fighting
for peace is like screwing for virginity." Item# A012 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Kiss
the holly, make me jolly." Item# T003 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Just Add Alcohol" Item# T004 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| I'm looking for a juicy sin to commit! | "I'm
looking for a juicy sin to commit!" Item# V004 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Porn!
It's Cheaper than dating!" Item# T005 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Happy
F#cking Everything...now leave me alone" Item# V006 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| I'm not
an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. |
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings." Item# T007 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"It's not the size of the bone...It's how you bury it." Item# C008 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| GIVE ME A DOLLAR OR I'LL TOUCH YOU! | "GIVE ME A DOLLAR OR I'LL TOUCH YOU!" Item# T009 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Because I can." (w/ dog licking himself) Item# T008 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| If I wanted your opinion, I'd take my dick out of your mouth! | If
I Wanted Your Opinion, I'd take my dick out of your mouth. Item# A002 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL CUM | "IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL CUM" Item# A003 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! |
"Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!" Item# A005 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? | "And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?" Item# A007 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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"Stiff
Nipples Air Conditioning Service" Item# T011 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| Drink Til Ya Want Me! | "Drink
Til Ya Want Me" Item# B001 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| "Can't Feed 'Em? DON'T BREED 'EM!" | "Can't
feed 'em? Don't Breed "em!" Item# C001 ~ US$: 13.95 |
| There is absolutely no excuse for what I'm about to do! | "There is absolutely no excuse for what I'm about to
do!" Item# V007 ~ US$: 13.95 |
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